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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Confessions

Because tomorrow is already thankful Thursday, I thought I should probably get all my venting/aggression/confessions for the week done today.

Sometimes you just need to vent. Let it all out. Scream at the top of your lungs...or into a pillow because the baby is asleep in the other room and we aaalll know you NEVER wake a sleeping beast baby.

Right?? Or am I alone in this? Please humor me and go along with it.

Ok, moving right along...




This is so repulsive, and I can't believe I'm even admitting this (don't judge me, I swear our house is clean!) but we can not get these dang gnats under control. I've about lost my mind trying to get rid of them, but Nothing is working. It makes me feel like my house is constantly dirty...if ANY of yall have a solution please let me know. K thanks.



I can't quit reality tv.

There, I said it.

I KNOW it's trashy, I KNOW it's mind numbing, I KNOW I'm a mom now and should be watching things like sesame street, giada, and design on a dime and yada yada yada but I just can't get enough of teen mom, the real world, jersey shore, hoarders...

Ok, when I read that back to myself it is a smidge embarrassing, but these are MY confessions and I won't let you take that away from me.

I can't help it, I love seeing how other people live their lives (which is also why I'm addicted to blogs). People fascinate me and I wish I could make a career out of people watching (it's my calling, I know it is...) maybe it's a phase I'll grow out of (maybe) but for now I'm going to continue to hang out with my besties Macy, Vinny, and Dr. Robin Zasio and I don't care who knows it.



Baby bangs...

Enough said.



This little man is on the verge of walking. As in w-a-l-k-I-n-g walking. As in taking STEPS walking.

It makes my stomach hurt thinking about it. Is that bad?! Obviously I am beyond proud of my sweet boy but I just don't think I'm ready for him to WALK, because that means he's officially out of the baby stage and I swear he was just born last week...

Ok, now that I'm on the verge of tears I think I'll leave it at that. Stay tuned tomorrow for a much more positive post featuring all that I'm thankful for, like cookies...and snow cones...and.... ya, I obviously need to work on my list for the week.


-Jess

4 comments:

  1. Oh,sweet Jessica. This is your confession post, so I won't get in too deep. But some of those shows you listed? Not a stranger to them and I may have even watched a marathon before. Just sayin...

    And....

    Didn't we people watch one time and try to guess what people's jobs were? Oh, dear!!! What are people saying about me now??? "Stay at home mom meets librarian with bad baby bangs!" ha!!!

    Annnndddd...



    Still a baby. Still very much a baby! Jack, tell mama you will always be her baby!!!

    Love you girl,
    Aunt Wendy

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  2. my name is Lisa and I'm a realityaholic...."hello Lisa"....in the spirit of confession Wednesday...just saying...and Hey Aunt Wendy! See yall next week!!

    and... Jack will ALWAYS be your baby, even when he's 23 and has his own...;-)

    love your blog, Mom

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  3. At least your mom bangs are light and sweepy... mine look blocky, like I blunt cut them. And I'm with ya on all counts.

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  4. Jess! You are so funny! I love the way you write....it's like we're having a face to face conversation. I can totally hear your voice :)

    Love you ~
    Aunt Kelly

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